I Didn’t Know Penis’ Were So Small

Chai Steeves
2 min readJan 26, 2023

UK data looking at average penis size kind of surprised me.

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I now understand why, historically, the Brits have felt the need to build empires, maintain powerful militaries, and be in a constant state of war. They’re compensating for their tiny little willes.

New data from the UK shows that the average size of a fully erect penis for their local gents is 5.17 inches in length and 4.59 inches in circumference. I’ve never considered myself porn-star endowed, but that seems pretty wee.

As a pretty sexually open-minded and active guy, I’ve had more than my share of discussions about the degree to which ‘size matters.’ The short answer — it does. Size does matter, no matter what the trope-ladden American sitcoms tell us.

What I hear pretty regularly: being too big is not great. While having a massive cock every once in a while can be a bit of a thrill and presents an exciting challenge, it’s not really a great thing in the long run. For your average female orifice, a big ten incher is more than they want on a regular basis. In fact, I find that most women find the idea of a huge cock to be pretty scary and quite distasteful. Not to say there are no size queens out there, but for the most part, huge is not what they are after.

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Chai Steeves

eclectic guy - likes sexuality, politics, business, relationships, celebrity trivia...