How To Respond When Your Apple Watch Tells You To Masturbate More

My friend’s wife got a notification that she needs to prioritize her orgasm today

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A close friend’s wife uses Welltory. It’s an app on her Apple Watch that monitors stress and energy levels and then gives her suggestions on how to improve her wellness. It might tell her that she is not eating well or that she should take more breaks during the day. She’s…