Here’s To Boozy Summer Afternoon’s on a Patio With Sexy Friends

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Let me try to describe my perfect day. It’s a Saturday in early summer or late spring. It’s one of the first truly hot days of the year — like, a day that you couldn’t dream of wearing long pants, and you sweat just a tiny bit as soon as you walk outside.

You start your morning with a coffee outside but quickly move on to something more responsible. Maybe…