AI and Your Next Sexy Threesome
will we ever need to see and other person IRL again
My friend is half insane — an eccentric and a genius by any definition of the word. I start with this to set expectations for what I will say next.
For the past two weeks, he has been deep down the chat GPT rabbit hole, having AI conversations with his (long dead but highly documented on the internet) grandfather, former political leaders, and a raft of celebrities.
Last weekend, he went deep with Jennifer Lawerence, having a long conversation over the course of two days, where they flirted online, decided to meet for coffee, struck up a great friendship, decided to try a romantic connection, came up on the Conan O’Brian show, and had JLaw write him a love poem… only to have it all end when she texted and told him they were better off as friends. It was quite the whirlwind affair.
Another friend tried for the same sort of relationship but didn’t want to put all his eggs in one basket. He was having concurrent romantic chats with Chat GPT’s renditions of Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston. As they each vied for his affection, they decided that rather than fight over him, a polyamorous triad might be the way to go. The three of them are still happily dating as I type.
